That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
Oh hello, Mr. Longbottom! (x)
Friendly reminder that in the books, he’s a teacher at Hogwarts. Now imagine your teacher looking like that…
I feel the urge to sing Van Halen
if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
This post was good but then it got better
they need to get married
i ship it
this is adorable
they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related
Wtf is that photo even supposed to mean though
Not everybody is American wtf does this mean