MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
70’s au where Doc Scratch has a disco ball as a head
okay but wrITERS SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEROIN AND HEROINE I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE NOTE OF THAT OH GOODNESS
HEROIN IS A NARCOTIC POWDER A.K.A A DRUG
HEROINE IS A BAD ASS LADY WITH HEROIC QUALITIES. A HERO. FEMALE HERO.
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT OKAY
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
So I just need to get this off my chest:
For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.
Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.
David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.
Disney rant - over.
Reminder that David:
-has no curse to break
-does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife
-has no financial/social gain from being with Nani
-is told 1/4 of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.
David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too awesome for that title.
AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY.
A PROPER HUMAN BEING.
Plus he has fancy hair.
And a nice butt.
You really think his hair is fancy?
The last three almost made me cry I don’t know why I just love that people love the movie enough to know this.
Always reblog Lilo & Stitch feels.
*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*
*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*
"that’s clearly not any of my business"
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole